Posted by dreadpirateandi on 2007.11.28 at 02:41
DDN Secret Santa/Hannukah Bunny is here!
If you would like to participate, comment below with your email and snail mail addresses. Sign up by December 8th and I will send out assignments for who is giving to whom!
BECAUSE PRESENTS ARE YAY.
And because Dickdrive actually managed to get herself cawked. Well done there.
Comments are screened so you can't guess!
Posted by dreadpirateandi on 2007.07.30 at 01:48
OMGWTF. REAL LIFE AND INTERWEB COLLIDE.
Posted by dreadpirateandi on 2007.07.18 at 20:50
Who's jealous? More importantly, who wants one?
DISCLAIMER: I'll only make a few. I only have so much yarn, people. So you better give me some incentive if you really want one.
Posted by uzoma on 2007.07.13 at 22:23
I had a conversation a few minutes ago via text messages. This would not be atypical, if it weren't... well, just read it. Posted verbatim.
Hey sexy wat you doin?
That depends on who you are.
Is this a gurl? Or a guy
A guy. Who are you?
Ashley. Who is this?
Joe. I don't know an Ashley. This may well be the first texted wrong number I've ever gotten.
Well me an my friends are txtin random numbers. So how old are you?
29. It's likely that I'm far too old for what you have in mind.
Yeah srry im only 16. So do you have any cuz bout my age? That are hot an single?
I have a cousin who's around that age. He's not hot or single, but he's richer than God and he's been known to fuck around.
O Naww i dont wont someone who cheats. So you dont no anyone who is bout my age?
Nope. If I were to hang with people who are your age, all of my other friends would make fun of me. You know how it goes.
Yeah. Well I'll just in txt another random number an find someone bout my age. Nice talkin to ya. Bye.
Okay. Take care, good luck, all that sort of thing.
Haha ok bye
Snark all you like, kids. I'm still too far in shock to participate.